I'm still cracking up at the AFA's coining of the label "Big Gay," discussed here. Well, every good archetype deserves a song, so follow me below for "The Ballad of Big Gay."
The Ballad of Big Gay
(to the tune of Jimmy Dean's "Big John")
Let me tell you all the story of the RFRA
And how it went down all thanks to Big Gay
Businesses, progressives and Christians, too
Said we want full rights for the rainbow hue
Big Gay
Big Gay says you can’t discriminate
And if you do you’re going to feel our weight
A crashing blow from the Walton clan
Sent the Arkansas guv’ner to the promised land
Big Gay
Big Gay, Big Gay-ay
Big Bad Gay
Then came the day on the State Assembly line
When Hoosiers went nuts and tea baggers started cryin’
A man named Pence didn’t have a clue
As he put his fundie cronies in a witches’ brew
Big Gay
And people of conscience they raised a fuss
Sayin’ LGBT ain’t sitting in the back of the bus
Salesforce and NASCAR and the NCAA
Stood tall and said “we are all Big Gay”
Big Gay
Big Gay
Big Gay-ay
Big Bad Gay
Well we’re waiting to see how this story ends
Guv Pence knows Big Gay has lots of friends
Bigotry, injustice will be gone one day
And our common humanity will embrace Big Gay
Big Gay
Big Gay
Big Gay-ay
Big Bad Gay