The end times are upon us
Michele Bachmann doesn't like gay people. She especially doesn't like gay people getting married. She says that's bringing on the end times. She out looking for Jesus to come riding down the street on a dinosaur. That will bring on the end times and she and a few Republicans will go to heaven and the rest of us will go to hell.
This is called a revenge fantasy. Phil Robertson, a member of a stone-age tribe discovered living in the backwoods of Louisiana has the same revenge fantasy about the same thing as Michele Bachmann.
It's easy to have a revenge fantasy about anyone doing anything you don't like. All you have to do is wish it so. I don't like bleu cheese dressing. I could have a revenge fantasy about people who like bleu cheese dressing that goes like this:
Any time now someone somewhere will take just one more taste of bleu cheese dressing and that'll do it. Jesus will come the end times will come, bleu cheese dressing eaters will go to hell and the rest of us will go to heaven. Give it up and repent before it's too late.
8:52 AM PT: I failed to mention that Phil Robertson has started a new religion that is apparently based on the worship of homophobic ducks.