Donald Trump famously likes to put his name on things,
so why would his presidential run yield anything different? Speaking at a New Hampshire town hall meeting Wednesday:
Trump waxed on almost poetically about the wall that could bear his name on the Southwest border.
“I want it to be so beautiful because maybe someday they're going to call it the Trump wall,” he said.
"Maybe someday"? That's positively modest for Trump, and it never pays to believe Donald Trump is being modest. More likely his plan is that the budget for the wall will include some giant gold lettering labeling it The Trump Wall To Keep Out The Mexicans. It would have the added benefit of providing foot- and handholds for people climbing over the wall.
Shoot, I bet some of those letters could even be stripped from a Trump property that's gone out of business in the last few years, like Trump Plaza in Atlantic City. If Trump wouldn't think it was tacky to have the lettering on his border wall be secondhand.