If Donald Trump does, due to some unforeseen circumstances possibly involving space aliens irradiating the planet with an unstoppable stupid ray, somehow become president, I believe this would make him the first of America's presidents to own and operate his own beauty pageant.
Donald Trump said Friday that he'd bought out NBC Universal's share of their joint venture, the Miss Universe Organization, and settled lawsuits he'd threatened the company with after it severed their business ties over the real estate mogul's comments about Mexican immigrants.
Mind you, he probably got NBC's portion damn cheap, since some furry-headed nutcase has been running around ruining the viability of the brand by making statements so vile that broadcasters and event partners can't distance themselves from it fast enough. But wait, might that have been the plan all along? Is the presidential campaign just a prolonged ruse by Donald Trump intended to make Donald Trump look like an impossibly big jackass—after which Donald Trump swoops in to purchase Donald Trump stock at bargain-basement prices?
Hmmmmm.