With apologies to Shakespeare -- with Mitt's announcement that he's withdrawing from the 2016 GOP Presidential field, the Dogs of Crazy have now been unleashed.
Let's review the GOP choices now that Mitt is gone.
THE REALLY, REALLY NUTTY (MAY BE CERTIFIABLY INSANE)
-- Ben Carson
-- Rick Santorum
-- Michele Bachman
-- Sarah Palin
-- Pete King
-- Rand Paul
THE INCOMPETENT AND NUTTY
-- Ben Carson
-- Rick Santorum
-- Piyush "Call Me Bobby" Jindal
-- Sarah Palin (who is not running no matter what she says)
-- Ted Cruz
-- Scott Walker
-- Mike Huckabee
-- Rick Perry
-- Rick Scott
THE ANOINTED BY GOD (DID ANYONE ASK GOD WHAT SHE SAYS?)
-- Ben Carson
-- Rick Santorum
-- Piyush "Call Me Bobby" Jindal
-- Ted Cruz
-- Mike Huckabee
THE "YOU-GOTTA-BE-KIDDING"
-- John Bolton's Mustache
-- Donald Trumps Hairpiece
-- Herman Cain
THE "I THINK I HAVE A CHANCE UNTIL I VOTERS LOOK AT ME"
-- Jeb Bush
-- Chris Christie
-- Scott Walker
-- John Kasich
-- Mike Pence
THE "I DON'T HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL BUT IT'LL BRING IN LOTS OF $$$"
-- Lindsey Graham
-- Sarah Palin
-- Mike Huckabee
THE "WHO THE HELL IS S/HE?"
-- George Pataki
-- Carly "Devil Sheep" Fiorina
-- Bob Ehrlich
-- Susana Martinez
Now that I review this list, Ol' Mitt doesn't look so bad.
Do you suppose Mitt dropped out because he didn't want to subject himself to appearing in public with some of these?