In the 70s, white men swaggered like entitled bags of shit. That had to change. Now EVERYBODY swaggers around like entitled bags of shit, and that really pIsses off a lot of white guys.
Trump's platform Is straight forward, he's passionate about the military, and driving over poor people in a town car.
Dear Britain: Your fancy accent used to fool Americans into thinking you're sophisticated. Then Piers Morgan got here.
When Apple launches the IPhone 7 the commercial is going to be all about how good the phone is at capturing police brutality.
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PRESIDENT IVANKA TRUMP III: I am also keeping troops in Afghanistan.