The pie fights and revelry on the GOS are getting out of hand, so I, casual user, feel the need to intervene and tell you many truths.
Jump on down below the twisty thing, so I can school you all.
I, Piren, look like Charlize Theron but am twice as talented.
Ben Carson thinks he’s more reasonable than Piren, and goldfish.
Piren’s advice to the Bush clan for staging an intervention for Jeb! is an awesomely brilliant idea and will save his campaign. Or not.
The Bernie/Hillary hunger games shall cease, because Piren says so.
The most interesting man in the world is boring compared to Piren.
What does CSGOPOTD stand for? Piren demands you explain your acronyms.
The world bows to the awesomeness of Piren’s pumpkin pie recipe. This will be a secret that Piren will only reveal in the frozen dessert section of your local market after I'm elected.
You're welcome.