Jeb Bush, campaign genius.
Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush said Monday night that GOP front-runner Donald Trump "will be in decline" the next time they meet for a debate in mid-December.
Wait, that's not good enough—we need to get the whole flavor of this. Here's the actual question Bush was asked:
"I'm just curious, when are you going to make a more aggressive attack on Donald Trump?" asked an unidentified man. "It seems like in the last couple of debates -- I mean, I'm your biggest fan, but at the same time it seems like there's not a lot of fight in you. I'm just curious, come December 15, is that a possibility?"
"Come December 15, Trump will be in decline," Bush said to applause.
Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Gov. Bush, it has come to the attention of me, J. Republican BigFan, that you truly suck at this debating stuff. Do you plan on continuing to suck?
Meh, I’m sure it'll work itself out. The other guys can’t stay on top forever, right?