BREAKING: We’ve come to realize, especially now via the ethical and moral investigating that the Bernie Sanders campaign’s data team (and subsequent unbiased sources), that the following MAY BE TRUE:
1. Hillary Clinton MAY have been supported by Democratic politicians in the past, and that many of them may STILL favor her in the nomination process
2. As a long-time establishment Democratic politician, it’s POSSIBLE that regular Democratic donors and lobbysists DONATED AND WORKED FOR HER IN THE PAST
3. That members of the DNC POSSIBLY KNEW AND LIKED Hillary Clinton before the 2016 race began, and still do
4. That MANY Democrats, politicians and voters alike, have SOME LOYALTY to the Democratic Party and may look upon someone who has been a longtime leader and member as preferable to someone who has not been.
THEREFORE, we MUST demand the following:
1. That the DNC and all Democrats completely ignore past participation in the Party amongst the current nominee candidates
2. That ALL endorsements be rescinded and then equally distributed amongst the three remaining primary candidates
3. That ALL DNC members, Democratic politicians, and donors/vendors be lobotomized in order to remove any preference they may have for a particular candidate
4. That the DNC actively work against Hillary’s advantage in donations, relationships, connections, and notoriety in order to artificially create a completely level playing field.
6. That ALL past Democratic vendors are completely culled of anyone who might've been a Democrat voter as near as 2 years ago, functional party apparatus be DAMNED
5. That Vermont and Maryland are pushed to the front of the primary schedule.
Fair is FAIR. Demand change now!