Don't talk to anyone you don't wish to speak with. In fact, just don't talk to anyone. Ever.
It isn't about winning or losing. It's about being such a jackass no one wants to play the game with you at all.
Don't be the asshole who thinks he's a better asshole than all the other assholes just because he knows he's an asshole.
Find new friends, but keep the old. One is silver, the other gold. Also hang on to your weed dealer, the good ones are platinum.
Orange is the new black. Purple is the new bacon. Walrus is the new stethoscope. The year is 2057 and words are all meaningless.
Probably the saddest story in the Bible is the Titanic hitting that iceberg and Jack died but all the animals survived.
I do not remember ordering this “new year.”