The house that some guy who died years ago built.
Conrad Hilton III is the newest example of the dreaded disease of
affluenza. The good news is that it only affects a super small percentage of 1% of our country. Some of the lighter symptoms are:
Jerkitude
Asshattery
General douchebaggery
An unwarranted sense of entitlement
The smallest Hilton found himself on a plane, filled with people whose parents are not wealthy:
Hilton is accused of causing a ruckus July 31 aboard a more than 10-hour British Airways flight from London to Los Angeles. Flight 269 landed safely in Los Angeles without being diverted, but Hilton is now facing federal charges.
After turning himself in, the 20-year-old, very wealthy man-child appeared in court Tuesday, accused of threatening the flight crew, smoking aboard the plane, making children cry with his profanity-laced tirades and calling everyone who dared be annoyed by his antics “peasants.”
Conman Hilton allegedly said things like
"I could get you all fired in five minutes. I know your boss! My father will pay this out, he has done it before. Dad paid $300,000 last time."
Some highlights in his own testimony to FBI after the flight—from the recently released, 17 page affidavit:
- Took a sleeping pill before flight.
- Said "I told all of them I could get all of their jobs taken away in less than thirty seconds."
- Admitted to having called people "peasants" on the flight.
- Said to FBI–"If that man wasn't there (some guy on plane that calmed him down at one point), that guy (flight attendant) would have been fucking killed on that flight. A hundred percent I would have killed him."
Don't worry, guys, when pressed on whether he would have really killed the flight attendant, Conrad said, "No, but I would have knocked him the fuck out. A hundred percent."
Connie H has a substance abuse problem. That much is clear. He's already gotten out of a few suspicious car crashes. As annoying as watching a terrible person get away with things can be, you have to remember one thing—Conrad is not a happy camper.