I ran across this post from Jim Wright on his Facebook page. It had me laughing so hard I had to hold my sides and mop up the tears with my sleeves.
Politics reduced to the level of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Guess who's who...gwan...guess.
Oh....and before you read this....swallow anything that's in your mouth...NOW! Don't say you weren't warned!!
Jim Wright
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1952, Looney Tunes, "Rabbit Seasoning"
Bugs Bunny: Would you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?
Daffy Duck: Shoot him now! Shoot him now!
Bugs Bunny: You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!
Daffy Duck: He does so have to shoot me now!
[to Elmer Fudd]
Daffy Duck: I demand that you shoot me now!
[Elmer shoots him. Bang!]
Daffy Duck: Let'sth run through that again.
Bugs Bunny: Okay.
Bugs Bunny: [flat tone] Wouldja like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?
Daffy Duck: [flat tone] Shoot him now, shoot him now.
Bugs Bunny: [flat tone] You keep outta this. He doesn't hafta shoot you now.
Daffy Duck: Ha! THAT's it! Hold it right there!
[to audience]
Daffy Duck: Pronoun trouble.
[to Bugs]
Daffy Duck: It's not: "He doesn't have to shoot YOU now." It's: "He doesn't have to shoot ME now." Well, I say he DOES have to shoot me now!
[to Elmer]
Daffy Duck: SO SHOOT ME NOW!
[Elmer shoots him. Bang]
2015, Congress, "Sauce For The Goose"
Daffy McConnell: If you don't do what we want, we're keeping Eric Holder as Attorney General!
Obama: You keep outta this...