Here's a little something I made of Rand running.
Back in August of last year, these two DREAMers dared to ask
Ayn Rand and Steve Meloncalves a question about why the lawmakers wanted to kick them out of the country. Rand, if you'll remember, decided that he would let his banana-nut-bread colleague field this one - he had, after all, voted against the immigration reform bill in the Senate, supported the house version that ended DACA, and spent his first breathless minutes as a senator supporting Diapers Vitter's proposal for a constitutional amendment to end birthright citizenship, and so was unprepared to explain to Erika Andiola and Cesar Vargas about why he thought they ought to be torn away from their lives and deported to a country where they had never lived because of a decision their parents made. Fortunately, old rabid-dog-eyes Steve was there to explain the GOP's position to them by grabbing Andiola's hand to stop her from talking and commending her for her grasp of a language she's spoken since infancy, so Randall was able to shake hands with the two kids and then thirty seconds later stuff the two-thirds of uneaten hot dog on his plate into his mouth in one bite and
literally run away from them the second the word "DREAMer" was spoken.
Remember the cowardice of this man. Remember that for all of his purported integrity and principled positions, he's really just another self-serving politician unwilling to back up his positions when confronted by the people they affect. Remember that his response to lady reporters (because women, amirite?) that dare to ask him real questions is to shush them and shout them down. And the next time some Republican in Libertarian's clothing tries to preach the virtues of Rand Paul, tries to tell you about how he's not really a Republican because he spent twelve hours making a talking filibuster about drone strikes John Brennan's nomination to the CIA his plan to one day be the President because his charlatan father failed to ever convince the Amercian people that the end was coming so put all your money in gold and bury it in a hole in the ground at Ron Paul's house and also black people AIDS needlin' or something, remember that Rand Paul is a coward, a liar and a self-obsessed jaw-grinder with the interests of only one person in mind: himself.
And feel free to keep this gif and post it all over your facebook to piss of your "I STAND WITH RAND" friends.