Masterful God of the GOP Hive:
Every decision, every vote, every coffer filled is evaluated and predicated on the potential and realized merits for the GOP’s religious attribution to their most powerful life force…,
Theirs is a steadfast loyalty,
A rigidity with singular purpose,
Never straying in their disregard for reality, reason, or terrible human cost,
Warming seats in the pews on Sundays,
Maniacal allegiance to their ONE TRUE MASTER, the FREE MARKET GOD
CREATOR of new jobs outside the USA, AND,
DELIVERER of freedom from bureaucrats and unprofitable regulations, AND
PREACHER of perversion of the literal gospel:the Constitution and Bill of Rights
PROMISING moral ascendance of the true patriotic souls
INDOCTRINATOR with the promises of liberty through privatization of
Schools AND
Highways AND
Research AND
Environmental protections AND
Social Security AND
Medicare AND
Prisons , AND
Anything else the government has failed to manage
Continue, please
Oh, but wait...
Free market capitalism is a parasite, already fused with government:
Chipped away and loosened the bricks, AND
Suppressed the vote, AND
Exploited immigrants and refused to address the issue with legislation, AND
Deregulated the financial sector, and destroyed the economy, AND
Denied economic and opportunity inequality, AND
Denied global climate change, and defunded earth science, AND
Claimed all deregulation was in the best interests of individuals and businesses, AND
Refused to discipline fellow members no matter what their transgressions, AND
Ignored the problem of epidemic police violence and murder of black citizens, AND
Fought with the EPA about the science and the Clean Air Act, AND
Imbued corporations with low or no taxes, AND
Chose taxation winners and losers in offshoring and unearned income, AND
Cut nutritional support for poor and elderly people, AND
Denied LGBT people protection from discrimination, AND
Passed right to work legislation, AND
Wrote a letter to the Ayatollah to humiliate President Obama, AND
Wrote a letter to the Ayatollah to destroy the Iran nuclear negotiation, AND
Destroyed the historic prosperity unions produced for the middle class, AND
Cut Pell grants, AND
Invited the Israeli prime minister against all protocol to speak before Congress, AND
Refused to expand Medicaid for poor people, AND
Refused to refinance college loans, AND
Rejected the UN Disabilities Treaty, AND
Profited off of predatory loans, and, AND
Obstructed appointment of heads of the CFPB, CPSC, and EPA, AND
Called the massacre in Charleston, SC, a terrorist attack again Christianity, AND
Tried to humiliate President Obama without conscience, AND
Obstructed confirmation of the Attorney General, AND
Banned marriage equality in many states, AND
Filibustered in the Senate hundreds of times, AND
Sent hundreds of bills to the Senate Leader with repeal of the ACA attached, AND
Foreclosed on millions of homes, AND
Dropped children from Headstart, AND
Passed Keystone XL, AND
Cut family planning from state budgets, AND
Regulated and forced pregnancy, AND
Refused to fund services for the children they bore, AND
Passed personhood laws in the states, AND
Passed laws criminalizing miscarriage through fetal homicide laws, AND
Allowed school buildings to crumble, AND
Blocked research on guns and public health, AND
Voted to repeal the health care act over 50 times, AND
Billed taxpayers for the repeal votes and the government shut down, AND
Passed laws written by ALEC, AND
Impeded medical research, AND
Privatized education and stole funding from public schools, AND
Revised American history and biology textbooks, AND
Accepted campaign donations from white supremacists, AND
Voted against the Violence Against Women Act, AND
Prided themselves in defeating the Equal Rights Amendment, AND
Voted down the Equal Pay Act, AND
Insisted on perversion of religious freedom, AND
Lionized national maniacal gun access, AND
Projected GOP manipulative behaviors onto Democrats, AND
Held CPAC, Faith/Freedom , Values Voters, and Tea Party racist programs, AND
Claimed the GOP was motivated by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, AND
Attributed legitimacy to right wing extremist media sources, AND
Lied about prioritizing job creation, AND
Ignored severely damaged infrastructure, AND
Promoted an agenda of hate, social dominance, resentment, outrage, AND
Tried to take away healthcare from millions of people, AND
Lied about freedom and liberty to their authoritarian followers, AND
Started wars for oil, and
Sent soldiers to fight, and die, and……
CONVINCED THE PEOPLE THAT THE GOVERNMENT WAS AN ENEMY TO BE DESTROYED!!
I must say, writing this was exhausting in a sense. I know I cannot think of everything.