This by no means is meant to be disparaging. I happened to think Jon is a very handsome man.....
It may even be, that Jon himself does not realize his heritage, or lineage, if you will. So let me explain and you can judge for yourself....There is a little known product that was common in yesteryear that now, finally revealed, unfolds Jon's possible past. This product was used with regularity by my mother who at the time washed clothes with a wringer-washer as part of caring for a family with a weakness for being dingy. There are three parts to my argument for your, or Jon's review.
First, consider the name: Stewart. Now of course, a single surname does not make for a sure link. But it can be a certain hint of Jon's past and inheritance. Maybe he is hiding his status as a laundry mogul? Wealth gained from the faded glory of whites?? Flimsy you say so move on to number two....
...by taking a peek at the image you find at mrsstewart.com
Is this not the face of Jon's fore bearer? Just look at that face! And refer to my comment at the very top if necessary. If that mug does not look like an ancestor with features that resemble Jon's than I may have lost it. Kindly consider my final point before sending out guys with the extra-long sleeved jacket...
Number three. The color! Bluing!! Now if it were REDing, that might disprove my point and we could stop there. But seriously, blue is the color that would fit Jon best. Right? Mrs. Stewart's claim to whiten America safely since 1883 does not call her product “whiting”. There is no dispute. It is called Bluing. Special note: nowhere is the notion or suggestion of racial bias. It is BLUING.
So there you have it. This search and discovery is done compliments of a true fan of Mr. Stewart, and Mrs. Stewart even if lineage is entirely disproved. Final disclaimer: I have had no intention of airing dirty laundry, just sharing what looks like a revelation to me. Jon, we will miss you!!!!