Politics on the Right Wing today is dominated by Anger Babies. These are mostly white middle class men who feel they are entitled to things they are not getting. Actually having to compete with a woman ("FemNazi") or immigrant ("Rapist') is making them angry. Very angry.
What are to do with them? If we were to use Trump's logic we must deport them. Because, may be they are not citizens of the United States either. He is not proposing a Constitutional Amendment to repeal the 14th Amendment. He wants to re-interpret the constitution to declare people he does not like to be non-citizens. And deport them. And to keep families united, their parents, siblings and possibly neighbors too.
Let us play by their rules.
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside.
Sounds clear enough. But we can find a lot of smart lawyers who can make it mean whatever we want.
"All persons". Can someone this angry really be a person? May be they are aliens? If you saw MIB you know there are people who use human bodies as skins and are operated by little aliens living in their skulls.
"Born or Naturalized"
How do we know these angry guys are born? May be they burst out of their Mother Ships when it landed in Idaho. Or are spread through spores. Unless they can post a certificate stating the contrary I am going with "spread through spores". Wouldn't you be angry if that is how you came to be?
"and subject to the jurisdiction thereof" This is the Money Phrase. It can mean whatever a lawyer wants it to mean. Who is not subject to the jurisdiction of the United States? Aliens. And how can we recognize an alien? Strange hairdo is a definite indicator. Know anyone with puffy orange hair and brags about how the usual rules don't apply to them? Not subject to Jurisdiction. Must be Deported.
Until Trump came on the scene, the #1 Anger Baby was Rush Limbaugh. From his perch in Florida he could spew forth Oxycontin-fueled hatred to the whole country. Trying to outdo him was Glenn Beck. These guys now look like Amateurs. Trump has always been a Troll. He know show to monetize Anger. Feuds are his bead, butter and hair oil.
20,000 Anger Babies showed up to bray at Trump's rally yesterday. They are angry at media for not reporting there were 40,000 of them.