I used to wear regular socks. But then a friend turned me on to Support Hose. Switching to Support Hose was an entirely rational decision on my part. I looked at the pros and cons of Support Hose and opted to go the Support Hose route.
Here is the thinking process that went into my decision:
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Support Hose supports good blood flow in the lower extremities. Yes, blood flow in the lower extremities is important to me because I ride my bike a lot. Almost every day. Support Hose has helped me improve my circulation and even helps keep my toesies warmer on those cold winter days when the temperature drops into the single digits (Fahrenheit).
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They look kind of cool. People used to think Support Hose were for old people. But the new Support Hose are way cooler than the old flesh-colored stuff like the ones pictured. (“Flesh-colored” if you’re white.) I looked for another picture and couldn’t find one — a picture of the new, cool ones. Maybe someone can help me out.
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When I’m in the locker room at the gym, people go, “What are those?” And I tell them, “They’re Support Hose. You really should try them.” People then have one of two reactions: they walk away, or they want to talk about Support Hose. I love talking about Support Hose, so I’m always happy to engage in conversation.
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You should try Support Hose. I know I won’t convince everyone here to try Support Hose, but I might be able to convince a few of you. Trust me on this, you’ll love `em! And you don’t have to be a geezer! You’ll feel better just walking around your workplace or even just lounging around the home.
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Support Hose will change your life. I know that may seem like kind of an over-promise, but it’s not. Put some on. Feel the power. It’ll be a new you!
Thanks for reading. I hope you make the choice to support Support Hose this year!