When fascism comes to America, it will feature perky pre-teens in cheerleader outfits singing about the fabulously rich man who will crush America's enemies.
"Cowardice, are you serious? Apologies for freedom — I can't handle this! When freedom rings, answer the call!" they sang. "On your feet, stand up tall! Freedom's on our shoulders, USA! Enemies of freedom face the music. Come on boys, take them down!"
They continued: "President Donald Trump knows how to make America great. Deal from strength or get crushed every time."
According to a press release featuring the apparent actual human being that made this happen, this fine actual song by the "USA Freedom Kids" was originally written to honor long-dead Gen. George Patton. But then, Donald Trump appeared and, Christ, I don't know. South Park plots started becoming real? Leni Riefenstahl was dug out of her grave and her skull turned into a bong?
In any event, I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that this is the reason David Bowie died. This song, right here.