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America has never failed to step up in a time of crisis. That time is now! Just take a look at this poor fellow. He’s the would-be leader of the free world, taking the stage in front of the whole country to debate our life, our future, our very existence, and there he is sniffling away like a first-grader.
This is the Republican standard-bearer, the champion of a storied political party, and clearly he needs our help. Don’t try and tell me you feel no sympathy. No one’s heart is that hard.
It’s not going to just go away if we ignore it, either. Just the opposite, it’s getting worse. Take a look at the second debate:
Our national honor is at stake. Soon this man is be going to be standing in front of the United Nations, the G20 forum and every other gathering of world leaders. We don't want them thinking the greatest nation on earth is unable to take care of a simple thing like our President's sinus trouble.
Many of us have pocket packs tucked away in purses and coat pockets, taking up space, getting all crushed and wrinkled, waiting for an emergency. Well, guess what folks? That emergency is here. Send them to Donald.
You say all you’ve got are new boxes and you’re sure you are going to need them yourself? Well send them anyway. This is no time for selfishness. You can buy more.
Show us the spirit of kindness. Give till it hurts. If you have nothing to spare then check under your couches and car seats for tissues you may have dropped. Surely some of those are still usable.
You can mail them to his main headquarters at Trump Tower. He also has convenient locations in Colorado and Israel.
Our country has never faltered when the need arose, and we are not going to start now. Show everybody what we can do when we put our minds to it.
Make Donald snot-free again!