Those darn Trump men just couldn’t help themselves, checking on their wives to make sure they vote for the Orange One. So much for “secret ballot”.
Did the wives at some point in the campaign threaten to vote for Hillary in fits of feminist (make that humanist) pique? Or do they just fear, deep down in their soulless centers, that their wives will vote their conscience if they’re not strictly monitored?
[Fixed title — the peeping Tom son is Eric, not Jr.]