Our lives sometimes hang by a thread
Sometimes by a moustache.
In World War III we would be dead
And earth be turned to ash
If Bolton had been named to State,
But thank God Donald Trump
To facial hair cannot relate;
Likewise to those too plump,
So Christie never a chance,
He of the plus-size girth.
For this Prez good looks enhance
His judgment of your worth.
What he thinks, that is, looks nice:
Not all may agree.
Guys with beards must pay the price,
So shave off your goatee
If you want to get ahead
On the White House scene.
Trump's perception has been fed
By many a beauty queen.