From his photo you'd not say
He was a ladykiller
But there must be unsuspected depths
In Jason Miller.
For it seems he won the heart
Of Ms. A. J. Delgado,
Whose twitter site has recently gone
Incommunicado.
Before it did she wrote some tweets
That seemed an indication
That things were not as once they were
Between her and poor Jason.
In some of them she uttered things
That were not very kind;
She said that Miller long before now
Ought to have resigned.
She complained that Jason was
John Edwards redivivus;
Details of Edwards's escapades
With certain soupçons leave us.
But the real Rielle in this case
Was in fact A. J.
One wonders why she would confess
In such a public way.
They'd been a couple for months now
Well known in Trumpsterdom;
As steamy as that swamp can get
For them things turned ho-hum.
Those happier times they used to have
Are now alas all gone
But in Las Vegas once they sure knew
How to carry on.
The day before the candidates' debate
Was to be aired
They visited a strip club where bazooms
Were nightly bared.
Not a family values place by their
right-wing credo
But maybe they just went there to enliven
Their libido.
Such precious memories as these
Are all that remain;
But still there is the joy they'll feel
Once Trump begins his reign,
The pussy-grabber she defended against
Every victim.
Such a manly man for President:
That's why she picked him?
On Christmas Eve we heard from Miller
Words we know aren't true
But will in situations like this
Simply have to do:
"I need to spend more time
With my family, and so
Much as I'd like a White House job,
I'm going to say no."