I thought Bob would have the courage to write about how us Witches danced naked in the moon light casting our spells last night over the coins. You see the God Pan came to me and said that he needed our help to influence the elections. We selected a small group of Celtic Witches and did a ritual last night in the moon light.
One of the reasons our spells worked is the snow was reflecting the moonlight. It was cold dancing nude in the snow ,but it was well worth it to see those 6 coins flip for Hillary. Now some of you may ask why we Witches would want Hillary to win well that is because the Gods told us so we followed what they wanted. Before you go saying that the Pan is the Devil well just know that he isn’t he is a fun sexual God who actually likes Clinton. Well at least Bill Clinton that is.
Oh and just so you know the people who switched their votes from Bernie to Hillary because they voted with their head and not their heart that was us as well. We used Astral Projection to enter the Astral realm then from the Astral realm we entered the minds of the people voting. You see we weren’t afraid to astral project like this because thanks to the Salem witch Trails Spectra’s can not be put on trails. See you foolish people because you did something stupid to us we were able to do something back. It works great in the end .
Oh and just so you know I have put a Imp on Bob Johnson should. The imp will place nice thoughts in his head till he converts to a Hillary supporter. So every time Bob Johnson thinks bad thoughts about Hillary a good thought will be placed in his head till he has nothing, but good thoughts about Hillary and no bad thoughts. See we Witches do not need a revolution to change the political structure we just need spells and witchcraft to change people’s thoughts. So spread the word WE WITCHES CAUSED THE COIN FLIPS FOR HILLARY. WE USED MAGIC TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!