Has there ever been a person on this earth with more self-regard than Donald Trump?
“I call him ‘Little Marco,’” he added. "He said I have small hands. I’ve always heard people say, ‘Donald, you have the most beautiful hands.' It hasn’t worked. He’s gone down.”
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"These hands? The best. I mean, I'm a humble guy, but people tell me I've got the classiest hands. Like Jesus, really. I am the Alpha and Omega of having hands. Mahatma Gandhi wished he had hands like these. I'm the Gandhi of having fingers. Marco Rubio's hands? Not classy. Sweaty. Like monkey hands. These hands are insured for, like, a billion dollars. Two billion dollars. They're like Muhammad Ali hands, but for real estate deals. Super classy. That Ben Carson movie about hands was originally supposed to be about my hands, I turned them down. They were losers. I don’t clap, by the way. I never clap—bad for the hands. I have people for that."
Sigh. Good God, this election. It's never going to end, is it? We're all doomed. We’ll be hearing Donald Trump praising himself in our dreams for the next 20 years.