An escaped unicorn led the highway patrol in an hours-long chase in (where else?) California.
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Juliette, a pony whose gig involved posing with a unicorn horn, apparently got bored with entertaining girls in princess outfits, and led the highway patrol on an hours-long chase before being lured back into custody by a friendly horse. Sources suggest that Juliette was looking for a pure-hearted virgin to be her human, but this being California, she couldn’t find one.
In other fantasy-related news, leprechauns are having a luau,
Vampire attacks are on the rise in New Zealand,
Elf booties are dangerous,
And the newest thing to worry about is zombie bees (zombees?).
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From greenchiledem:
This comment from Nearly Normal.
I think it's a damn shame that we abandon the young to the indifference of machine politics. At least when the old folks left us to fight the machine we had music.
From Cassiodorus:
This comment from leu2500.
Saw a summary of the delegates for both parties on Facebook this morning. Attributed to Reuters. Clearly does not have super delegates.
dems need 2383 for the nomination. Hillary has 23%, Bernie has 15%. On the republican side, you need 1237. Trump has 12%, Cruz 7%, and Rubio 2%. At least last night, the talking heads were still talking about Rubio was going to make his move starting with Florida.
But bernie can't win with 15%, and his best states to come? Riiiiight.
From ScottyUrb:
Rikon Snow's advice is always worth following!
Be kind to one another. Just a thought.
From elfling:
Laughing myself silly. Comment from NoFortunateSon:
Marco Rubio is planning on only prime number finishes to win the nomination. Very mathematical.
And reply from looty:
“Nothing will divide the Rubio campaign!”
From indycam:
This comment from kos constitutes a 'word-to-the-wise' on behavior on Daily Kos after Mar. 15!
From JG in MD:
You have to know the story about CNN, Van Johnson, the KKK and some guy named Lord (in Jen Hayden’s diary), but if you do, this comment by Karl Rover will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
From your humble (if antisocial, and grumpy from having a root canal today) diarist:
In Hunter’s diary Ben Carson drops out of GOP debates, sees “no political path forward” to the presidency, here’s Uncle Moji’s description of how it went down:
Carson sent his regrets by express carrier pigeon but the pigeon got tired and was delayed when it stopped at a Popeye’s Organization and had to redirect the gunman in a crime in progress to a more appropriate victim….
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