Is it fair to say that Trump's penis has left a bad taste in the mouth of the GOP?
Marco Rubio brought up Trump's penis during the GOP Presidential debate last night, and now America has only one thing on its mind.
Initially, core GOP voters stood firmly behind Donald Trump, but now their support might to be going soft. Thursday's debate involved a great deal of thrusting back and forth, creating much friction. But now matters seemed to have come to a climax. The public seems spent and exhausted, and I for one just want to roll over and go to sleep.
It appears Trump has been caught with his pants down, and is now fully exposed. The fig leaf of respectability has been pulled away from the body politic. The GOP finds its members drooping just when firm resolve is need for successful intercourse with the American people. The last thing the GOP needs now is flagging members. Firm pressure is required to make a lasting impression: like a heat-seeking missile, any candidate needs to penetrate farther and carry a bigger load. And that takes balls. Rubio may not have the presidential timber. The swollen expectations of the American people demand the GOP take matters firmly in hand, and bang this thing home. Otherwise, we could see an explosive outburst in public. The public seeks some relief.
Some have wondered if the GOP should rub one out, and get rid of Trump. Trump may be too much for America to swallow, and the whole business could put a taint on the election. Others say America needs Trump, erect and proud, aroused with patriotic passion, and bursting forth against the thin white cotton of prurient campaign rhetoric. It is Trump, they say, who could bring forth a release for all Americans. Politics is not for the faint at heart, and if there is a taint, it will not be the first time many conservatives have had to hold their nose while working the lever.
This is turning out to be a “yuuuge” issue in the election. The GOP looks for a happy ending for everyone; they might get a sticky mess instead.