@realdonaldtrump has announced that the Donald will hold a press conference tonight.
Who cares, right?
But he has called the press to tell them his ENTIRE CAMPAIGN is a huge April Fools Day Prank!
Trump has been known to do elaborate “pranks” on the First of April, like burning down Central Park. One year he sold a lot of Florida swamps on that day, and it’s his favorite day for Manhattan real estate transactions too. But absolutely no one who knew him realized what he was up to this year.
A “close aid” said under anonymity and in an awe-struck voice “I can’t believe he pulled this off. We really thought he was running for the Presidency of the United States of America!
We should have realized after some of that crazy shit he said,” she continued, shaking her head.
“Where the Republican Party goes from here is anybody’s guess,” the aid said.
My guess is Hell.