Candidate Sparrow, or rather Candidate Captain Jack Sparrow has a long history of seeking out truth, uniting diverse elements together for one common purpose and overcoming tremendous struggles in the pursuit of his vision.
He’s willing to take risks and make the hard calls when it comes to bartering with opposing forces to achieve an end goal and understands oppression and the hardships economic inequality has caused across the land.
Not only is he willing to work with anyone, he’s willing to teach others in order to build a stronger crew, I mean party, including women. He sees them as equal to him and they should be allowed to achieve great heights in whatever their chosen field may be, even fighting alongside men in pitched battles against terrifying enemies.
Candidate Captain Jack Sparrow deserves your vote, he’s clever, even handed, and can rally people of diverse needs to unite under his flag.
Cast yer vote for Captain Jack, and never, ever surrender.
(As a disclaimer, his motto of Take What You Can And Give Nothing Back , refers to his wealth redistribution plan, we all should help each other, just not the greedy, avaricious bastards who trod upon our abilities to enjoy life.)