So when pressed by Bob Woodward on how he’d force Mexico to pay for his penis implant—I mean, YUGE, erect wall—Trump goes on to bluster and blather about building our military SO BIG that Mexico won’t dare refuse to pay for Trump’s Tower of Babble.
You would think, north of the border, such a statement would create quite a stir, even criticism, by the media and people in positions of power and responsibility. But here in Wonderland, this is just another card trick by the Mad Hatter. Imagine if Bernie or Hillary suggested a war with our southern neighbor.
South of the border, this latest revelation is being received with an appropriate amount of alarm. Still, I don’t think the Mexicans are as concerned about an invasion of their country as we are of them—murderers and rapists—invading and destroying our way of life.
I agree with Bernie and Hillary: no matter which of them is nominated, we must do everything in our power to ensure that this bilious billionaire never steps foot in the White House!