Donald Trump was dealt a blow the other day when the PGA announced is would be moving one of their high profile golf tournaments from The Donald’s course in Miami, down into … Mexico. Donald Trump is getting attacked in a way that only someone who is running for president gets attacked. But unlike most people that run for president of the United States, Donald Trump has the skin depth of rice paper.
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"Can you believe it?" Trump asked the crowd at a rally here Wednesday evening. "Think of it: They moved the PGA Tour — moved the World Golf Championship — from Miami, where they're furious, to Mexico City. Not good."
He continued: "But that's okay. Folks, it's all going to be settled, you vote for Donald Trump as president. If I become your president, this stuff is all going to stop."
[My emphasis]
Seriously?
Other statements by Donald Trump:
From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!*
*From 1971’s Bananas by Woody Allen