Well, it happened sooner than I expected. I live in Indiana. A very “red” state. I see Trump campaign signs everywhere when I drive around. So I felt I needed to show my support for Hillary by putting one of her signs in my yard. I’m not rich, but I spent the $33 and put it in my yard. It took less than one week for some redneck to steal it, and leave an empty Lite beer bottle in it’s place.
So now, I’m going to make my own sign. I need ideas for what to say. I live in a very small town, full of mostly lovely people. My sign must be family-friendly. But I’m hoping to make the thief feel some shame at the same time. I would like to ask you all for ideas.
The new sign must not be too wordy, so it can be easily read. I’m wanting to take the high road, so no profanity. If it makes people think a little, that would be a plus. So, if any of you brilliant Kossaks have any ideas, please post them.
Thanks in advance!
UPDATE:
Just wanted to thank you all for your wise and funny responses. I plan to use several of your suggestions. I will update you on how it goes from here. I am so happy to have some like minded people to share things with in this crazy world. It gives me hope.