I admit it, I’m crawling to the finish line as Don Trump Jr speaks. Had to steal a glimpse at the speaker’s list, and eureka! There’s light at the end of the tunnel!
After Trump Jr finishes his Wolf of Wall Street impersonation, we get WV Rep. Shelley Moore Capito and then we get to laugh at Ben Carson, before some has-been soap star gets to help pick trash up from the empty hall.