Has little Barron just been too much today, demanding an audience in the middle of your Hot Yoga instructor’s visit? Or perhaps little Donnie Jr. has tried to shove his new Nannie into your Bertazzoni Master Series Oven and set it to incinerate… again? The thought of another spoiled brat having the run of the lower floor of your penthouse suite just too much to bear?
Well, Planned Parenthood has just made your life easier with their new Trump Condoms, guaranteed to ease the breed and stop the seed — and you can pick them up between Bund Meetings in Cleveland!
The Trump-themed condoms distributed by Planned Parenthood are available in pink, orange, and blue packaging. Each condom package reads “Protect yourself from Trump.” In addition to warning women of the need to protect themselves from the 2016 Republican presidential nominee, the Trump-themed condoms also feature information about Trump’s political platform, which many believe is misogynistic and harmful to the women of the United States.
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