Dr. Harold Bornstein doesn’t like to rush into things apparently. According to a report on MSNBC.com Lester Holt got an exclusive interview with the good doctor, in his office, and apparently it didn’t disappoint. In response to a question about his now famous “physical letter” for Das Donald that he released in December, a lot of deep thought went into it. basically he wrote it in five freakin’ minutes!
Bornstein said that after he was asked to write the letter, he thought about what he would say all day but did not type it out until the last minute as a black car sent by Trump waited to collect it. He said he didn't even proofread it.
That does it for me! I love a guy who can multi task, and apparently Dr. Bornstein does it very well. After all, he spent “all day” thinking about what he was going to say. He also stated that he didn’t bother to proofread the letter as he was in a rush, which explains some of his offbeat phrases and loopy speech. I’m going to go out on a limb here. If the guy is a practicing physician, and he’s in his office, I’m guessing that’s because he had patients to see. If I was one of his patients that day, I might be just a touch concerned about the quality of advice and treatment he gave me while he was distracted thinking about the superhuman health of Mein Furor.
I’ve been having medical issues. A couple of weeks ago my doctor ran a series of blood and urine tests on me. I had the follow up appointment yesterday. She came in with at least a half a dozen pages of test results, and it took us over a half an hour to go through them and discuss options. What the hell, does Trump go to this guy weekly for the good doctor to have such an instantaneous grasp and memory of his 35 year medical history with Trump?
But Lester Holt was having fun. He also asked Dr. Bornstein how he could possibly justify his hyperbole in stating that "If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency”. And once again Dr. Bornstein did not disappoint;
"I like that sentence to be quite honest with you and all the rest of them are either sick or dead."
Holy shit! What a quantum leap of medical logic reasoning! So, since all of the rest of the past Presidents are either sick or dead, of course Trump would be the healthiest man ever elected to the Presidency. DUHHHHHHHHH!
That did it for me folks, I’m convinced. What I’m convinced of is that the first thing when I get up on Monday morning, I’m calling Dr. Bornstein’s office to cancel my Thursday appointment with him!
Thanks as always for reading!