It came in the mail today.
We’ve never gotten a piece of campaign mail quite like it.
Dear Fellow Republican,
I don’t know the last time Mr. AnnieJo voted for a Republican.
The liberal media doesn’t like me.
Just look at how they report on my every last move and spin it negatively. Sometimes I feel like I just can’t win with them. And that’s fine.
As I showed in the Republican primaries… I don’t need them to win. All I need is YOU to make America great again.
It’s… um… good to feel needed? Interesting how he just can’t win though...
And, because of YOU, our campaign will deliver the most historic landslide in a Presidential race this country has ever seen. We will win, and then — once in office — we will win some more.
Oh, I get it... we WILL win, and win some more.
Gonna skip the agenda — other than that he will
Deliver on every promise I make… under budget and ahead of schedule.
(I can tell that last bit is important, because it was in bold, italic, AND underline.)
And then we came to the “very, very special gift”... the tear-on-the-dotted line personalized TRUMP CARD. Capitalized, bold and underlined. No italic though, might be a little less important. Speaking of lines at the bottom, though:
Bottom line: when one of your friends, co-workers or family members buys into the liberal media’s narrative that “no one is voting for Trump,” I want you to pull out your TRUMP CARD and prove to them otherwise.
We are sending out millions of these TRUMP CARDS. Millions. In fact, show your card to your like-minded friends and there will be a good chance they will pull out their very own TRUMP CARD. These WILL be that big. I promise you that. And, as one of the top Republicans in the country, you are one of the first to receive them.
Believe me. The junk we stuffed into the return envelope to send back is gonna be HUGE.