Prepare yourselves for some comedy. Donald Trump went ahead and gave Dr. Oz some of his medical results and guess who conducted the physical exam:
The "Oz" episode, taped on Wednesday morning, will not air until Thursday. But a campaign spokeswoman confirmed that Trump handed Dr. Oz a one-page summary of the physical exam he underwent last week.
The physical was conducted by Dr. Harold N. Bornstein, the same doctor who previously said Trump would be the healthiest president in history.
So Trump’s big medical reveal is a one-page summary of a physical conducted by his national laughingstock of an ass-kissing doctor, discussed on television with a doctor who likes to push dodgy supplements. Oh, but that’s not all:
According to an announcement by "The Dr. Oz Show," the television doctor took Trump "through a full review of systems," including the GOP nominee's nervous system, history of cancer, and family medical history.
Sitting and chatting in front of an audience while fully clothed is now considered “a full review of systems” in a medical sense? Maybe Dr. Bornstein’s one-page summary is going to end up looking thorough and responsible.
Donald Trump’s medical records release stunt is going to end up highlighting just how transparent he isn’t. And while we’re at it, where are his tax records?