The thin-skinned one.
Angry orange creamcicle.
Grand Wizard.
Deplorable with cheese.
We know Donald Trump has many unfortunate but entirely appropriate and deserved brutal nicknames. You probably have your favorite, which I would love to hear.
When Hillary Clinton debates Donald Trump, I doubt she will stoop to name-calling. Wouldn’t be presidential. That however does not mean that she will not bait him through well earned insults. Trouble being, the dim one is not bright enough to always recognize a subtle slight. So HRC faces a bit of a problem. To bait a half-wit, you have to make it fairly obvious. Too subtle a dig may make the viewing public chuckle at home and win the media pundits the next day, but that doesn’t really bait Trump into a large, public display of fury and incoherence. Too direct of a jab, and people may think she is just being mean.
Earlier this week I came across a few of my favorite, fairly subtle digs and I thought you could add your favorite suggestions as well. Credit to whoever came up with these:
- Splitting hairs.
- I will represent all 50 states, yes even Hawaii.
- I will represent all Americans, whether white, black, brown or orange.
- We knew his hands were small, and now we know they are dirty as well.
- I can’t remember if it was his first wife or his third who said…
I’m sure many of you would think this is silly and has no place in a debate, but zingers are memorable and can goad this oaf into serious trouble. Anyway, just for fun, what would you say to light Trumps fuse?