Vatican-bound is Ms. Callista,
Who, it is known, for six years kissed a
Man she practiced to arouse
And make him break his marriage vows.
It's because of this affair
She of the platinum helmet hair,
A virgin in diplomacy,
Is going to the Holy See.
Was it for this that she was born?
She can sing and play French horn.
Those are things she does with ease,
Both of them lovely qualities.
As for the others, Gingrich knows them
Because to him she often shows them.
They're of no interest, we can hope,
To His Holiness the Pope.