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As a break from nonstop Manafort
Here’s some news of a different sort.
To the techies out in Mountain View
Cheeseburgers must be strange and new,
For Google's emoji is a flop:
Cheese on the bottom instead of the top.
Strangest thing I ever saw,
What might be called a fatal flaw.
Who wants a cheesy bottom bun?
Apple shows what must be done:
With the savoir-faire designers covet
The put the meat on the bottom and the cheese above it.
Still there's something to upset us;
It's where Apple puts the lettuce.
For beneath the meat it lies,
Something I would not advise,
Since the lettuce leaf will suffer
If it doesn't have a buffer
To protect it from the heat
Coming from the sizzling meat.
It's on the top that it should go,
Right above the tomato.
A third contender joins the fray:
Microsoft will save the day.
Anatomically correct,
Their emoji gets respect.
In their version we can see
Each piece where it ought to be.
Thus the techies in Seattle
Win the great emoji battle.
Maybe they consumed a few
And to that their success is due.
First-hand knowledge, you cannot beat it;
In this case you can also eat it.