Auditor Zeigler, Republican hack,
Shows us he's got Roy Moore's back.
Whatever he did with her that day
Is Biblical, so it's OK.
According to this exegesis
Mary, the mother of Christ Jesus,
Was younger than St. Joe by far
So the age gap is no bar.
But unlike Joe, he didn't marry her,
And underage-ness is a barrier
Even in the land of cotton.
Something else Zeigler's forgotten
Is the Virgin Birth, a tenet
Even for Baptists who run for Senate.