Been a while since the last time I submitted a simian-related ditty devoted to a Republican president. This one is dedicated to Pussy Grabber, aka Cheeto Benito, aka Baby Fingers, aka Trumpster Fire, aka a rapidly accumulating pile of disgusting nicknames, now including Shit Gibbon. Best five minutes I spent all day.
De Sheet Gibbon
By jimbo92107 Feb, 2017
Sheet Gibbon trow sheet all day
You hit in head, you in de way
De so-called judge he make he mad.
Don' peoples know all Muslim bad?
De Gibbon tweet when moon am high
Den laughing when de bullets fly
He pick he nits, he strut and preen.
Remember dead at Bowling Green?
From oval room he sheet and trow
He tree is in Manhattan, tho
He wife she pretty, but she sad
She think of fun she could have had
Now she stuck in sheety jungle
Watching Gibbon sheet and bungle
All we animal, we wonder
‘Bout de Sheet Gibbon next blunder
Sheety Gibbon love disputin’
‘Cep wid Russian monkey Putin