To be sung to the melody of “The Little Nash Rambler”
While scrolling through the latest news, what to my surprise
A crazy tweet had just come out, with Presidential lies
I thought that we had taken away his access to his phone.
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We’ve got to make this President behave as though he’s grown
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His phone went tweet tweet tweet
I walked back to his office door to confiscate the tool.
Who could have known that he would be as stubborn as a mule?
Who knew this spoiled and pouty brat would need a chaperone?
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We’ve got to make this President behave as though he’s grown
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His phone went tweet tweet tweet
He shouted “It’s Obama’s plot to bring my greatness down!”
I watch the sunrise on the sea--of course we should have known--
Someone who craves the spotlight can’t resist a megaphone.
We’ve got to make this President behave as though he’s grown
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Steve Bannon lumbered out to see just what was going on.
He grinned as I tried helplessly to reach that goddam phone.
I pleaded for his help and cried “Oh surely you have known!
“We’ve got to make this President behave as though he’s grown.”
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His phone went tweet tweet tweet
Steve Bannon .shook his massive head and then he said to me,
“You just don’t get it, do you? This is a regency.
“I need anger, seething chaos, distraction, fear and hate
“I need a crazy President to destroy the United States!”