This is a slightly drunk but inspired post. I know callout diaries are frowned upon here, but I'll risk it in this case…
((((((((((HEY ORANGE HITLER!!!!!))))))))))
Yes, I mean you, fake president, donald trump!
You ought to consider staying in Saudi Arabia, Russia, or wherever-the-fuck you can spend the rest of your life without being extradited to face trial for money laundering, treason, or whatever will happen most quickly. I don't know exactly which country will take you in because I haven't researched it — I said this was a drunk post — but I imagine your people (the few you have left) can figure it out for you.
No matter how much you've already laundered or made from laundering, all the billions in the world and/or SCOTUS appointments you’ve made can't save your treasonous ass from the orange jumpsuit that awaits you in club fed. But if you light out forever in some foreign enclave, we might be able to get on with the rest of our lives. We might just not have to bother with hunting criminal you down if we don't have to worry about you decimating the middle class, putting poor people in prison camps, dropping a nuke and/or giving control of our government to your BFF, vlado putin. Just sayin'.
Have a nice vacay! Don’t come back!
P. S. — I dare you to fire Rosenstein!