Sometimes it takes a comedian to see and speak the obvious truth. I’ll let the tweets speak for themselves.
I'm beginning to think that in America, a Conservative Christian is one who thinks the Beatitudes are a Chinese hoax
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I seriously feel sorry for all reasonable US citizens. It must be so horrid and embarrassing.
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Thank you for your sympathy. In addition, our sincere apologies to our friends around the world for unleashing the orange menace :/
I'd love to point out to all CHRISTIANS, that Jesus provided free healthcare for all. In case they're confused about what Jesus would do.
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Sorry Jesus provided healing of all types of diseases not all people. And all types of people not every person. Read the book of Matthew.
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She totally got you, Joseph. I guess Jesus *would* want people to die because they're too poor to afford healthcare. You just got Bible-d!
@JohnCleese you make the mistake of thinking that Conservative Christians think.
It's all about saying they love Jesus, but ignoring His teachings.
You do really realize that most of them won't understand this joke at all?
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Aren't "Christian" "Conseratives" like the New Testiment Pharisees?
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Shhh... They don't know that. Don't spoil the surprise when they meet their god...
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The evidence is clear. "Conservative Christian" is an oxymoron.
It's so much worse than that. They are angry toddlers that want candy for breakfast and if you tell them no they hit you with their bible.