To the tune of Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer:
You know Donald and Jared and Ivanka the Vixen,
You know Spicer and Conway, and Putin the Russian
But do you recall
The most famous traitor of all
Steven the red nose Bannon
Had a very alkie nose
And if you ever saw him
You’d think he drinks whisky with a hose
Oh how the Alt-Right loved him
The man they knew by name
They were never put off
By the fact he’s in-sane
Then one tragic election eve,
Mr. Trump came to say,
Steven with your nose so red,
Won't you fill the land with dread?
Then how all Nazis loved him,
As Trump shouted hatefully,
Steven the red-nose alkie
You’re better than watching hookers pee.