Let’s brainstorm job options for Scaramucci:
- Referee/MC for an illegal Little League street fighting ring.
- 3rd hand yacht salesman (in the 5 to 12 meter-long class).
- Pimp on Law & Order.
- Wife-murderer on Law & Order.
- Wall Street drug dealer on Law & Order.
- Pretty much any tertiary character on Law & Order.
- A greyhound breeder, but all of his pups come out with a special kind of broken, empty, manic quality.
- Counterfeit-cheese importer/exporter.
- GEO (Galvanizer In Chief) at Monster Energy Drink’s MySpace division.
- SoulCycle instructor.
- The guy that runs one of those digital detox places for tech bros, but cheats and looks at his phone every 3 minutes.
- Payday loan telemarketer.
- Will sell very successful thinly-veiled tell-all/Bonfire of The Vanities sequel titled: “How All Those C***suckers and The Media F**ked Sherman McCoy While He Was Trying To #MAGA”.
- A nurse that administers Botox, but only to children.
Note your suggestions in the comments!
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