I sent a fly into the meeting with Putin and Trump. So here it is the fly on the wall:
Spoiler alert, this fly is definitely a snowflake who voted for Hillary so you can take this with a grain of whatever you want.
Putin: You promised us the Arctic Ocean.
Tillerson: Hold on we promised the Arctic Ocean to you and Mobil Oil. You aren’t’ backing out on that.
Putin: Yes, Donald we remember that. Fun, wasn’t it?
Tillerson: You guys hacked the election and that is causing a serious problem with the fake news.
Putin: I have an idea why don’t we have a joint effort on stopping cyber wars.
The room (except Trump who looks confused) erupts is uproarious laughter.
Tillerson: I think we can sell that (wiping his eyes).
Trump: I won the popular vote too.
Putin: Yes, Donald. Wasn’t that fun? Let’s say we won’t interfere with each other’s domestic issues. We give you back your elections (he winks to Trump) and we can have the Ukraine. We will say that you are mad at us but you know what that means. The room erupts again.
Trump: My inauguration was the biggest in the history of the world and Obama is crying because I am such a better president than he was …
At that point the Russian interpreter (KGB hit man) saw and chased my fly from the room.