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Though all three attended Wharton, little did they learn.
Ivanka, Trump, and Junior appeared on Howard Stern.
They were asked to multiply six by seventeen.
To answer that tough question, Ivanka wasn't keen.
In fact she just refused, I've no idea why.
It's not as if those integers are hard to multiply.
In grade school we learned what to do:
Six times seven is forty-two;
For that you memorize the table,
Unless your poor brain isn't able.
Six times one's a piece of cake:
It is six, and no mistake.
Then for the tens, it's six plus four
(Is all this stuff forgotten lore?).
Then add the two and whaddaya got?
A hundred and two, like as not.
Junior hedged: "ninety-six? ninety-four?"
Show that young man to the door.
Though he had to dig and delve,
Their dad came up with a hundred and twelve.
When Howard said that he was wrong
Donald Sr. proved headstrong,
Insisted he was right, and would brook no other views,
Saying Mr. Stern was the bearer of fake news.