When I was a young newspaper reporter I started out covering police.
It wasn't too long before I was subjected to an initiation rite (i.e., hazing) by the cops.
I got a "tip" that a local celebrity was just down the road at the hospital having a gerbil or hamster (I don't recall which) removed from his anus.
It was suggested that I hurry up and get down there for the big story.
Fortunately, an older, veteran reporter overheard my discussing this and pulled me aside and explained the prank.
I couldn't help thinking about this when I heard a much-used explanation for "boofing" that is a bit more, uh, adventurous than that of “flatulence” as claimed by Brett Kavanaugh.
I just wonder how many hospitals are now treating cases of booze enemas undertaken by frat boys -- thanks to its uncovering by the Kavanaugh hearings.
Remember when Santorum (as in former U.S. senator and Moral Guardian of the Universe Rick Santorum) was used to describe the "after effects" of anal sex?
Maybe it's time to start referring to certain practices -- you choose which ones -- as going or doing a Kavanaugh.