On the first day of Christmas, Mueller gave to me,
An indictment for the Orange Loon-y
On the second day of Christmas, Mueller gave to me,
Two counts of treason, and An indictment for the Orange Loon-y
On the third day of Christmas, Mueller gave to me, Pence getting tense,
Two counts of treason, and An indictment for the Orange Loon-y
On the fourth day of Christmas, Mueller gave to me,
More arrests spurred, Pence getting tense, Two counts of treason, And an indictment for the Orange Loon-y
On the fifth day of Christmas, Mueller gave to me,
A full pris-on wing, More arrests spurred, Pence getting tense,
Two counts of treason and An indictment for the Orange Loon-y
On the sixth day of Christmas, Mueller gave to me,
Manafort left hangin’, A full pris-on wing, More arrests spurred, Pence getting tense, Two counts of treason and An indictment of the Orange Loon-y
On the seventh day of Christmas, Mueller gave to me,
Flynn already flippin’, Manafort left hangin’, A full pris-on wing, More arrests spurred, Pence getting tense, Two counts of treason and An indictment for the Orange Loon-y
On the eighth day of Christmas, Mueller gave to me,
Eight counts of bilkin’, Flynn already flippin’, Manafort left hangin’, A full pris-on wing, More arrests spurred, Pence getting tense, Two counts of treason and An indictment of the Orange Loon-y
On the ninth day of Christmas, Mueller gave to me,
Russian agents fleein’, Eight counts of bilkin’, Flynn already flippin’
Manafort left hangin’, A full pris-on wing, More arrests spurred, Pence getting tense, Two counts of treason and An indictment for the Orange Loon-y
On the tenth day of Christmas, Mueller gave to me, Stone’s trial advancin’, Russian agents fleein’, Eight counts of blikin’, Flynn already flippin’’, Manafort left hangin’, A full pris-on wing, More arrests spurred, Pence getting tense, Two counts of treason and An indictment for the Orange Loon-y
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Mueller gave to me, Putin payin’ the piper, Stone’s trial advancin’, , Russian agents fleein’, Eight counts of bilkin’, Flynn already flippin’, Manafort left hangin’, A full pris-on wing, More arrests spurred, Pence getting tense, Two counts of treason and An indictment for the Orange Loon-y
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Mueller gave to me, Twelve jurors summoned, Putin paying the piper, Stone’s trial advancin’, Russian agents fleein’, Eight counts of bilkin’, Flynn already flippin’, Manafort left hangin’, A full pris-on wing, More arrests spurred, Pence getting tense, Two counts of treason and A straight jacket for Giu-li-a-n-i.